ARISE: Which Knight of Abbott’s round table are you?
Here is what King Abbott’s round table is shaping up. Which Knight are you?
Well Done, Sir. Loin.
As the sun will rise tomorrow, as will Sir Howard arise some day soon.
The way of the Lord will see you arrive safely wherever you roam. Even Rome.
The Knight’s Watch keeps our borders sovereign and our serfs oppressed.
Having just arisen, it is a shame this Knight must stand down.
The treasury may be bare, but so is everyone when this Knight is around.
His seat at the round table had to be enlarged, lest it be engulfed.
Rob the hood! Take from the poor and give to the rich!
The Knight Watchman, bowling maidens over.
Nothing is beyond him. He tilts at Russian Presidents, Secretary-Generalship of the UN and windmills alike.
While the only Dame at the table, she wanted a SeaChange.
To judge a man by how he stands by his principles is old fashioned, gone the way of the horse and buggy.
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